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01.05.02 | 8:32 p.m.
Toy Shelbies for real Shelbies

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I am having the best time with this new toy I bought for our daughter! Shelby's birthday is the end of this month, so what did I buy her?

A SHELBY!!!

This thing is so cute. It says the cutest stuff, like: "Shelby is movin' and groovin'" and then it raps a little beat. And it will call you a party pooper, and blow kisses, and tell you it loves you. It burps and farts, and even complained of "horrible indigestion" a few minutes ago! It does seem to have an unhealthy obsession with the sun, however. If you turn it away from the light, it will scream "HELLO! Where did the sun go???" It's always talking about the sun. But it is a pretty cute thing. And how appropriate to buy our Shelby her own Shelby! Actually, I'm not sure if I got it for me or Shelby! :)

Later... gotta feed the fake Shelby!

Chodagirl


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