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03.02.02 | 9:07 p.m.
Wild Monkey Sex leads to Pass Out

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Last night was fun, but stange. Slippy and I were entertained by the wonderful Crackbaby. LittleAbby came over for a visit with him, but promptly passed out on the bed due to having to work today. So we hung out, and I had been promised wild monkey sex after Crackbaby and LittleAbby's departure.

So, they leave, and Slippy and I go to the bedroom...(insert whatever you want here...) It was so weird, because afterward, we both just passed right out. We didn't have a post-coital smoke, we didn't even say goodnight. We just fell asleep. I woke up this morning at 7:30 am, and I was still laying on Slippy's arm, which was how I fell asleep. I sat up and looked around... I was very confused. I was on Slippy's side of the bed, he on mine, the dog was in the bed, the cat was on my pillow, Slippy still had his glasses on, the living room lights were on, along with the TV, and the lights were on in the bedroom. I scratched my head wondering what the hell happened. Why was everything out of order? Then it hit me... we just passed out last night. Both of us had full intention of staying up. We didn't even put the dog in her crate. I bet she loved that! And amazingly enough, upon examining the house, there was no piss or shit anywhere, and she didn't chew anything up! But I guess when you keep a puppy up until 2 am playing, she is bound to sleep all night! The part that bothered me the most was waking up on the wrong side of the bed!

Well, I must go fight for the remote. Slippy is being a real turd about having music on when he works. He is sitting in the living room with the laptop doing shit for Monday morning, and he insists that he needs music to concentrate. Well, damnit, this is a fucking living room. People are supposed to be able to carry on normal lives in here... I refuse to sit here and listen to music so he can concentrate, when I have something on TV I want to watch. Ugh. Nevermind. Pointless rant.


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