Apparently Slippy had told one of his friends that he can stay here at our house while he is visiting. I am less than thrilled as I barely know this person, and I have the distinct feling that he doesn't really like me. Yet I will have to entertain him while everyone is at work. He won't have a car, which means he will be stuck here. I guess the part that really bothers me is that I won't be able to wander around in my pajamas with no bra all day like I am accustomed to doing. And what will he do while I watch my soap opera? Hmmm....

It is important to note that Chinese Sweet and Sour sauce does not come out of carpet. It does not matter how much Resolve you put on it, it will not come up. Just remember that before you leave your children unattended with a take-out cup full of the evil red shit!