I met this guy where I worked over the summer. He was cute, nice, gave me a couple of compliments, and asked me out. I thought "what the hell," so I agreed to go out with him sometime. So last night was the night. We went out for a little bit, talked, and then came back to my place. It was at my place that he told me I was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. I then realized that this guy doesn't get out much! But he insists that I am "it." Okay, I'll go along with that for a while. I quickly realize that all I want from this guy is to get him into bed, so I put the moves on. This is at 1am. At 5:30 am, I finally tell him he has to leave as I am about to pass out. Yeah, sex for four hours is great, but I have shit to do the next day! So he's going to leave, and he announces that he is going to spend the rest of his life with me! What the fuck?

Why can't I just be bad every now and then, get a guy into bed, have my way with him, and send him home? Why is it not that simple? What the fuck happened to casual sex? I just want to get laid... I don't need a proposal. Christ.

So, right before all this happens, Thos and I are talking. He says he is going to come up and stay at his apartment for a few days so we can spend some time together. I told him I had plans for that night, but I would call him afterwards and maybe he could come over. He wanted to go with me to where I was going. I politely told him that that wouldn't work. Yeah, so he finds out I am going on a date... oops. But we didn't have a committed relationship anyway, so why does it matter? He agrees, and tells me to have fun on my date. So, at 2am, he leaves me a message saying to leave my door unlocked so he could come in and "wake me" when he got into town. Now what do I do? I am in bed with someone else! I do what any smart woman would do... I get up and lock the door!

It's all so confusing... this age really sucks. I just want to have some fun, get laid, have a few friends with benefits to go out and do stuff with. But all the guys I date are my age or older, and they are looking to settle down. They want their "soulmate" and future wife. They start planning ahead and naming our children on the first date! Whoa! Slow down... that's just creepy! I feel like screaming.... "JUST FUCK ME AND GO THE HELL HOME!"