01.14.02
| 5:49 p.m.
Floor fuckin' butt wacking knife dildos
I, like most people, have an insatiable curiosity of the art of sex. Who doesn't, right? So I got online this afternoon, and google-searched my topic, and I came across a website that was very informative about my topic, however, they had these little buttons on the left that also stirred my curiosity. I started clicking and reading... it was all basic shit I already knew. Then I clicked on "Male Maturbation." It gave various ways for the male to whack off, but this one in particular made me laugh:
Knotty
"Place tissue around a knot hole in the floor and fuck the floor."
-What the fuck is this?
Then, I clicked on "Female Masturbation." I found these:
Ottoman Plane
"Balance yourself on a corner of the ottoman and rub your clit on the corner and periodically lift your hands and feet off the ground. This gives you the feeling of flying when you cum." -Flying? Really?
Butt Whack
"Lie on top of your vibrator while whacking yourself on the butt." -Wow... I NEVER would have thought of this stupid maneuver
Knife Handle
"Insert a smooth curved table knife handle in your vagina - and wiggle it with one hand while stimulating your clit with the other." -For God's sake! A KNIFE? Why? I happen to know they make dildos just for the G-Spot... they seem a lot safer than a fucking knife!
It never ceases to amaze me the things people will do to get off!
Later-
Chodagirl
