11.17.02
| 3:36 p.m.
Poo Poo, and a baby too!
It amazing how much fun you can have with a pile of rubber shit. I successfully fooled Slippy yesterday by placing the "shit" near his computer. He came home from work, sat down, pointed at it, and said, "What the hell is that?" I told him it looked like shit. There was then a series of "Eww, eww, eww!" and "Who shit on my floor?" Slippy then gathered four Kleenex and prepared to remove the offensive pile. His lips and nose were turned up so far, I could barely see his eyes! He reached for the poo, while saying "This is so gross, and..." as he lifted the shit, "AND SO FAKE!" He grinned. It was pretty funny. It was equally as funny when my dad threw it at my mom and grossed her out. Yep, I'm 25, but boy I do know how to have fun! :)
On another note, I want to congratulate SushiPig and Levontaun on their new baby girl. I am thrilled beyond words about the arrival of Ilona. A baby is a joy, and everyday will be special. May your new little bundle open your eyes to the beauty in life, fill your heart with unending happiness, and complete your soul. I am so happy for you!
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