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04.28.01 | 2:20 p.m.
Weird kids and bleeding dogs

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Baby Girl just informed us that she knew what "Horsestanker" meant. She said it meant to lift the anchor. We had to explain to her that what they really said was "hoist the anchor." She was not amused. Of course this is also the child that thinks Britney Spears sings about being in love with a barnyard. She probably is though...

My dog went into heat this morning. I freaked out. We out a diaper on her but didn't cut a hole for her tail. It was only a temporary solution anyway. She proceeded to drop to the ground and drag her ass all over the carpet trying to get the diaper off. Luckily it stayed on. For a more permanant solution, we safty-pinned a pair of Slippy's boxers on her. It is not going to be permanant. They are slipping off as I type. I don't know what the fuck to do!

SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME ADVICE!!!!

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